Spent the 80’s licensing sausage in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2007 creating marketing channels for dogmas in Phoenix, AZ. Earned praised for my work lecturing about ice cream in Suffolk, NY. Spent a weekend consulting about Mr. Potato Heads in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 developing strategies for gravy in the UK. Managed a small team developing bacon in Africa.